Let the world know that your baby has class. Show everyone at daycare that the soft cartilage in your kid's shoulders will dish out the biggest duffeks around. Being in the SOR is the boating equivalent of sending your kid to Harvard: people will be so impressed when you tell them, and doors will magically open for their entire life. This shirt is kind of like making them listen to Baby Mozart and thinking they will be smarter for it, but instead you spin your Bob Dylan records constantly until their first words are "Queen Jane Approximately".

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!